NON-UNION TEACHER SUCCEEDS IN NYC SCHOOL, TO NOBODY’S SURPRISE!

Proving that unionized teachers are entirely to blame for all the shortcomings of our great nation’s rapidly-declining public education system, a non-union neophyte taught a lesson in a New York City public school, and was entirely successful in the process.

Dr. Jeanette, a highly-qualified first-year educator who has bravely refused to join the nefarious UFT, did an outstanding job teaching a lesson on a difficult mathematical topic. Just one day earlier, the regular teacher, an inexperienced hack teach known as C. Mitchell, met with failure in the same pursuit, exactly what can be expected from unionized employees who are obsessed with lifetime tenure despite their incompetence.

Rod Paige, former U.S. Secretary of Education, noted author, and renowned master of truthiness, said, “Nobody who has watched this country’s schools go to hell in a handbasket due to union interference can be surprised by Dr. Jeanette’s skillful approach. This goes to prove that all organized labor cares about is job security. What more can you expect from a bunch of lazy Communists?”

Chancellor Joel Klein has reportedly offered Dr. Jeanette a place in the entering cohort of the Leadership Academy.

You go, girl!

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Disclaimer: The above article is completely fictional. Any resemblance between Dr. Jeanette, the UFT, C. Mitchell, Rod Paige, Joel Klein, the Leadership Academy, the New York Post, and any actual person, institution, or media outlet, is entirely accidental and/or completely nonexistent. The author harmed no animals in the writing of this article, but he did utilize a literary device known among elitist liberals as satire. Watch for the mini-series, coming this fall to a TV network near you.

what an awesome story!