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Glenn Beck Conspiracy Theory Generator

Where you can get endless “Fair and Balanced Paranoia, Delivered on Demand” like this:

Hemp-growing Marxist fornicators have a secret diabolical plan to force you to gay-marry an illegal immigrant in a mosque at Ground Zero.

And this:

If we don’t act now, we won’t be able to stop the dope-smoking Trotskyites who have formed a secret society that plans to spread swine flue throughout the money supply.